I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.
Aidan: What do you need two doors for? Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case. Aidan: In case what? Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone.