Wendy: Ms.Ellen, can I talk to you? Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy. Wendy: I can't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan. Ms. Ellen: Well I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life... Wendy: Can I tell you something Ms. Ellen? Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy. Wendy: Don't f*** with me! Ms. Ellen: (surprised) What? Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch, or I'll whoop your sorry little ass back to last year! (gets off the seat & walks away) Bye, Ms. Ellen.
Wendy: Stan, you know Valentine's Day is coming up. Stan: Yeah, I know. Wendy: I was thinking maybe we could go on a cruise. Stan: Dude, I can't afford a cruise! Wendy: I know. We could sit in a box in your back yard, and pretend it's a cruise. Cartman: (Laughs hysterically) That's so lame! Wendy: Then maybe we can dress up in costumes, like we're getting married. Cartman: (Laughs) Stop it! You're killing me over here!