Virgil: Hey. Whatever you do, do not write Many Happy Returns. Katie Danek's fat mother just chewed me out for it. Billy: What's wrong with Many Happy Returns? Virgil: Apparently, it's bad luck to say it at a wedding? You're only supposed to say it at birthdays and New Year's, and shit. Phyllis Danek just bit my head off! FATASS WALRUS! Shonie: What happens if you say it at a wedding? Virgil: I don't know, sugarbush. You probably fall in a hole or something. Shonie: Sugarbush! [grabs him] Virgil: Titty twist? Don't be titty twisting me in public!