Watching TV is supposed to be fun, but not everyone on TV is fun to watch!
There are some characters who are so annoyingly stupid, all we want to do is tear out our hair every time they’re on screen!
Wouldn’t it be great if we could send these characters to a galaxy far, far away, never to see them again?
Here’s our list of who we’d send to outer space in a flash!
Penelope – Criminal Minds
There is no doubt Penelope is good at what she does, but she has no clue on how to control her emotions when it comes to cases. Not only is it unprofessional, it’s annoying. She’d be better off taking her flamboyant self and style to a different galaxy.
Prince Charles – Outlander
Mark me, there is no bigger idiot on television than Bonnie Prince Charles. This guy is so wrapped up in himself and his mission to restore the throne to his father that he doesn’t think straight. He’s a danger to himself and everyone around him. The best thing for everyone is to send him away for good.
Chick – Bates Motel
Chick has always been a little on the off side, always lurking around the corner somewhere, creeping around like the weirdo he is. When he visited Norman after Norma’s tragic death, he had no idea what he stepped into. For everyone’s sake, Chick needs to be sent far away and FAST!
Kendra – DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
Throughout the entire season, Kendra had been nothing but a drag. She didn’t know which way was up or down, and her constant back-and-forth with Ray made our heads hurt. Her refusal to kill Vandal Savage, no matter the reason, solidified her idiot status. Even though she decided to leave the team, there’s no harm in sending her far, far away just to be sure she never returns.
Andre – Empire
We all know Andre has a lot of problems, but he keeps making stupid decisions at every turn. Recently, he brought his crazy grandmother into the family. Then, he scoffed at his wife when she accused Anika of pushing her down the stairs. There’s no real solution for continuous idiotic behavior other than putting him on spaceship and sending him away.
Barbara – Gotham
Gotham tried to improve the Barbara Kean of Season 1 by making her evil in Season 2, but the only evil thing about her is her annoying personality. There are only so many times we can watch her wield a knife around like a crazy person or sniff around Jim like a rejected dog. The best thing to do is send her off to space to end her pain.
Jed – The Night Manager
As the girlfriend of the “worst man in the world,” you’d think Jed would be a bit more cautious when it came to her attraction to the other man, Jonathan Pine. Instead, Jed was careless and much too quick to do Pine’s bidding. Eventually, Roper figured out what was going on and her cluelessness almost cost her her life. It’s time for her to go.
Thea – Arrow
Thea is like a puppet under the control of Oliver, Malcolm, or any other man that’s in her life. Even Lonnie Machin told her she was a being a fool for letting men define her. There’s no use in trying to straighten out a girl like that. The best thing to do is to send her far away.
Clary – Shadowhunters
Clary had no clue how her life was going to change when she met Jace and the other shadowhunters, but that didn’t stop her from charging forward. Not only did her selfishness cause her best friend to turn into a vampire, her recklessness allowed Valentine to capture the Mortal Cup. The Shadow World would be a lot safer if Clary wasn’t around.
Alex – American Horror Story: Hotel
A mother would do anything for her child, but Alex wasn’t thinking when she decided to become a vampire just like her son so she could be with him forever. In that moment of desperation she completely forgot about the daughter she had at home. There’s no excuse for what she did. She needs to go. Now.
Jillian – Family Guy
Brian’s ex-girlfriend might have a big heart, but she’s not the brightest star in the sky. Anyone who thinks lemons are killed in order to make lemonade or mistakes a box of Junior Mints for an iPod deserves a first class ticket out of this world.
Phil – Modern Family
Phil is one of the those guys you just can’t help but shake your head at how stupid he is. Sure, he’s a devoted dad and husband, but he’s oblivious to too many things and has no idea what he’s saying half the time. He said it best himself when he called himself “completely clueless.” Ticket, please.
Chloe – Lucifer
After all the strange things she’s seen, Chloe still doesn’t believe that Lucifer is who he says he is. She’s a good cop, so she can’t be that stupid. Maybe she’s just blinded by his good looks and charm, but we chalk it up to just plain cluelessness. There’s a planet for that. See ya.
