It’s no secret that Cheryl Blossom is easily one of Riverdale’s best characters. She’s deep, complex, emotionally driven, and she also has a sense of humor that helps add a comedic effect to an otherwise dark show.
Cheryl’s one-liners and her hilarious nicknames can make us laugh no matter the circumstance, and to be honest, Riverdale would be pretty dull without her.
Although there are way too many to count, here’s 19 of the funniest Riverdale quotes from Cheryl Blossom.
To see Cheryl in action, watch Riverdale online. It’s always better to see the words coming from her mouth, after all!
When the queen’s coming through
When they don’t part like the Red Sea, sometimes you just have to make them.
What’s could be worse than a serial killer?
A serial killer on bath salts.
The party can’t crash itself
Everyone knows the party doesn’t start ’til Cheryl walks in.
All great love stories start with “Queen of the Buskers”
What’s that thing they say about a fine line between love and hate?
Everyone knows where the best spot is
Cheryl knows what’s up. The food. Always go for the food.
Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie
Ever want to throw in a real-life reference to your favorite movie? It’s a daily struggle.
When Bughead shows up at your door unannonuced
Do people never use the phone in this town?
If you’re gonna say no say it in style
Honestly, who could get mad if they’re rejected like this? Okay, probably a lot of people.
When the school dance is getting lame
If things are simmering down, Cheryl is always the one to spice things back up.
Points for creativity
These nicknames must be second nature at this point. A+ for coming up with such clever ones on the spot.
Just in case you don’t follow @CherylBombshell…
But honestly, how could you not be following Riverdale’s resident “it” girl?
When you’re cute and you know it
And when your super cute girlfriend knows it too.
Trying to get on Mr. Andrew’s good side
Need to make a good impression on your crush’s dad? Tell them they look DILF-y today.
Who needs names when you can choose an evil spirit?
If you ever forget someone’s name, using one of Cheryl’s convenient nicknames may not be the way to go.
Impressing your crush like…
And yup. It totally worked.
When someone takes you too seriously
Your own nickname personalized by Cheryl herself should help calm you down.
Feeling cramped?
Sometimes small houses just make Cheryl feel a little too cramped. Who could blame her when looking at the size of her own?
When someone tries to hurt the love of your life
Don’t threaten Cheryl’s girlfriend unless you’re prepared for a nickname and an ass-kicking.
Playing it cool
Conceal don’t feel, don’t let them know.
