Check out another week of quotes!
This week we said goodbye to Lucifer and Scorpion as Game of Thrones made its debut.
See what they had in store as well as other shows up and down the schedule!
Lucifer
Lucifer: I’ll go willingly. Please, just take me back to hell. Amenadiel: No. Lucifer: You don’t want to take me back to Hell? The one bloody thing you wanted this entire time? Did I punch you in your head too hard?
Scorpion
Paige: You don’t like jazz? Sylvester: No, I don’t like touching shopping cart handles. I hate free form jazz.
Game of Thrones
Melisandre: I saw him in the flames fighting at Winterfell. Davos: I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s gone.
The Originals
Lucien: I’m a Scorpio, I prefer wine to whiskey, I’ve got a bit of a sweet tooth, um oh, my greatest joy is listening to the screams of my victims just before I end them.
Outlander
Duverney: You know, James, if you desire my help, it would not be a bad idea to lose a game once in a while. Jamie: I respect you too much to allow such a cheap victory. Duverney: I give you permission to respect me less.
12 Monkeys
Cassie: We destroyed the virus, but nothing happened. Jones: No Dr. Railly, something did happen. You changed history.
Once Upon a Time
Zelena: Do you think my sister and the rest of her terribly self righteous gaggle of do-gooder friends would want to share their home with Lord Death and the Wicked Witch?
Quantico
Alex: Nobody knows anybody, ever.
The Good Wife
Grace: There’s a funeral somewhere that’s getting flowers saying Congratulations Howard and Jackie.
Madam Secretary
Elizabeth: We tried a fish tank when the kids were little, but I just kept over feeding them. Everything sounds like a metaphor in here, doesn’t it?
Bates Motel
Norman: I know how to make the world see me as someone normal, someone kind, someone nice, and you just can’t do that.
Fear the Walking Dead
Madison: Oh, and Victor, you even look wrong at anyone in my family, and I will throw you overboard. Strand [chuckles]: You’re not a killer.
The Flash
Joe: And without your speed, there’s no way any of us can get through that breech Cisco found at the hospital. I just don’t think there’s anything any of us can do right now. Harry: That’s right. And that’s on you, Al. Joe: Enough. We’re all suffering here. Harry: That’s right, Detective. We’re all suffering. We’ve lost Snow, you’ve lost your speed and now? Ha. Now Zoom can come through that breech any time he wants. And that, Allen, That’s on on you! Iris: Hey, that’s on all of us. We made these decisions as a team. Harry: No, we didn’t.
Game of Silence
Jackson: I’m not that kid you used to push around in Quitman anymore. You don’t scare me. Carroll: Oh, but I think I do, Jackie.
The Big Bang Theory
Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir. Leonard: I’m sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
Castle
Alan: I’m Boring Man, except for the contract out on my life.
Chicago Fire
Nelson: Al Nelson, I’m with the Board of Ethics. I’m here to discuss the bribe you received. Casey: I didn’t realize the Board of Ethics would be involved. Nelson: No? Do you know what the Board of Ethics does?
New Girl
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.
The 100
Pike: The key to survival on Earth. What is it? Octavia: Not dying?
Blindspot
Jane: You make me feel real. And who you are and who we are together, doesn’t make you the wrong person for the job. It makes you the only person for the job.
Grey’s Anatomy
Stephanie: I can be impartial, I’m — Amelia: Oh Edwards, you have been the family from hell today. This is why we don’t doctor the people we love.
Jane the Virgin
Jane: Who knew there was this crazy business helping people with their college essays? Are you kidding me? That’s like a fun Saturday. Narrator: Only for you Jane. Only for you.
The Night Manager
Jed’s mom: Just remember one thing, honey. You’re nothing but a dirty whore.
Chicago Med
Dr. Perrington: Dr. Halstead? Just curious, you planning on applying for a job here when your residency is complete? Will: First choice. Dr. Perrington: I’m on the hiring committee, and if I were you, I’d be looking at other hospitals.
Orphan Black
Donnie: Alie, we are not going to exhume the dead guy in our garage. That is a haywire plan. Alison: Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot in her face. You tell me what the solid plan is.
Agents of SHIELD
Fitz: Things are about to get complicated. Simmons: You mean once we have sex?
The Last Man on Earth
Carol: Well, there is Mike. Phil: No, absolutely not. My own brother, Carol? Carol: Well, re-enter Todd. Pun intended.
Awkward
Sullie: Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.
The Americans
Martha: I’ll be alone, just the way I was before I met you. Philip: They’ll take good care of you. Treat you with respect and honor. They know your sacrifice, Martha.
Rosewood
Rosewood: Why do I feel like this hangover isn’t the only thing that gave you a headache. TMI: Cassie and I have nothing in common.
Arrow
Evelyn Sharp: Why did you abandon us? We needed you, and all you cared about were your friends.
The Blacklist
Red: I can’t live for long with what I feel inside. I don’t see how anyone can.
Containment
Jake: Sometimes when I’m upset I let anger get the best of me. Katie: I know the type. I had a kid with one.
Empire
Cookie: Why don’t you back off and let me handle boo boo kitty? You can handle that scallop you got coming over later.
Nashville
Juliette: He’d rather drive nine hours on a bus than fly one hour with me?
Supernatural
Sam: Let’s pick up a six-pack. Dean: Just six?
Bones
Aubrey: You ever think you’re a little cray cray yourself?
Legends of Tomorrow
Mick: I’m guessing you’ve killed the grand total of nobody, yet here you are entering the Olympics of murder.
Scandal
Mellie: You mean she sent one of her people? Fitz: I mean she did it with her bare hands. Mellie: You should have told me. Fitz: You should have asked. Mellie: Wow. Props to Liv.
Grimm
Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass. Hank: That’s why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!
The Vampire Diaries
Caroline: What are we supposed to tell the teacher? ‘Sorry Miss Patty. We missed rehearsal because we were off slaughtering vampires!’
