With three time travel series currently on the air, they’re trumped by horror shows, with American Horror Story, The Exorcist, Scream Queens, From Dusk Till Dawn, Scream and Ash vs. Evil Dead all making a showing this week.
The CW schedule filled up with returning favorites including Jane the Virgin and The Vampire Diaries (for its final season!), but it was quotes from Scorpion and Bull that really made an impact.
Read on and share your thoughts!
Scorpion
Collins: The water doesn’t lie still, but the water still lies. Add fifty and your answer will be revealed.
Bull
Bull: Callisto isn’t a who. Callisto is a where, geographically situated in west Texas, population 25,000, but in the legal world it’s located somewhere between the sixth and seventh circles of Hell.
Jane the Virgin
Jane: We talked about who would take out the trash and when we would have another baby, not what I should do if there was a bullet near his spine. I don’t know what the right answer is. Alba: There isn’t a right answer. Only what Michael would do. And you are his wife. You know him better than anyone.
Ash vs. Evil Dead
Ash: You’re the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book and you never found it. Me on the other hand, can’t fart without tripping over that thing, and I fart a lot!
Shameless
Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie. New Debbie: I’m a boy. Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Seth: The way I see it, you gotta find something worth fighting for in this life, and I have, me.
Westworld
Dolores: There aren’t two versions of me. There’s only one. And I think when I discover who I am, I’ll be free.
Once Upon A Time
Belle: You can’t just lock me in a case like one of your objects! Gold: Apparently I can, and one day you’ll thank me for it.
NCIS: Los Angeles
Nell: She said ‘Honey Badger don’t mess around.’ Sam: What the hell does that mean? Nell: I was afraid to ask.
Quantico
Alex: Ryan came up with the name. I thought it was cute. Shelby: Cute? You gave a group of deadly insurgents a nickname. Alex: It’s better than rogue faction.
Secrets & Lies
Eric: One day I came home and she was in my apartment. Amanda: Boiling a rabbit?
Masters of Sex
Helen: I wasn’t sad anymore ’cause when I turned around you and our baby girl were standing there. That’s when I knew how happy I was. How happy we’re gonna be. Just me, you, and sweat pea… a family. Aren’t we lucky?
Madam Secretary
Elizabeth: Where is Nadine? Blake: She is on the phone in her office, ma’am. She waved me off like a thirsty fan boy when I tried to wrangle her. Daisy: Does feel 20% less austere in here.
The Last Man on Earth
Lewis: He’s a very fearful person… and he eats cat food.
This Is Us
Kevin: I almost drowned! Do you even care? I tried to get to the deep end, but you never watch me me. Don’t touch me! Jack: Watch yourself, pal! Kevin: You’re so busy making sure that Kate’s not eating too much and Randall’s not too adopted, and meanwhile where’s Kevin? Oh. Guess what? He’s dead!
Gotham
Lucius: You are insane. Nygma: I was insane. I have a certificate.
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: When we’re sleeping, she breathes on me. One night it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed to the storm cellar.
Supergirl
Kara: I’m sorry. Team Krypton was just having #toomuchfun.
Lucifer
Lucifer: You’re in luck, detective. If this home’s the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.
Timeless
Rufus: Anthony is the victim here, he was kidnapped. He doesn’t need us questioning his loyalty; he needs us to save him.
Frequency
Raimy: You know it’s not called babysitting when it’s your own kid, right? Frank: Oh, really? I must have missed that in the book on parenting you wrote.
The Flash
Harry: So when did you do it? After we returned to Earth-2? Barry: Look, *Harry*, only a couple things are different. Harry: Oh, I’m sure. NOT. Cisco: Really? You guys are doing “not” on Earth-2 now? Jesse: No. That’s all him.
Scream
Billie: Can I help you? Jeremy: I hope so. We’re looking for Billie, the estate’s caretaker? Billie: That’d be me. Not what you were expecting? Noah: I was expecting crazy Ralph from Friday the 13th so nope, definitely not.
Agents of SHIELD
May: Killed. By Radcliffe. Radcliffe: All for a good cause!
NCIS: New Orleans
Sebastian: Mom, I work at a crime lab, not a coffee shop.
Scream Queens
Denise: Chad Radwell, I promise to honor your death by dressing up on Halloween as Mrs. Chad Radwell and finding out who killed you. And if I die trying, I will meet you up in heaven, baby boy, at one of them no-tell motels and do whatever you want with all of this.
NCIS
McGee [on his wedding]: Well, we don’t have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!
Chicago Fire
Casey: This guy can’t take no for an answer. Dawson: That’s what the decline button is for.
Lethal Weapon
Dr. Cahill: Did you just admit you know when you do something crazy? Riggs: It’s what makes it fun.
Younger
Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight. Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?
Blindspot
Winter: I’m a prisoner of the Bulgarian government…I’m a freakin’ patsy!
American Horror Story: Roanoke
Sid: “Return to Roanoke: Three Days in Hell.” I’m gonna bring everybody who lived in that house, and the actors who played them on the show, and put them together in that house again. Only this time, hidden cameras recording everything.
Arrow
Oliver: If Samson is building an army, then I’m going to need mine.
Legends of Tomorrow
Stein: With all due respect, Raymond, I think there’s a reason Mr. Tyler just naturally assumed I was in charge. Jax: Yeah, because Mr. Tyler is from 1942, and you’re some old white dude.
Grey’s Anatomy
Alex: C’mon it’s freaking fall already. Meredith: It’s global warming already.
Supernatural
Dean: I can’t believe you talked me into this. Mary: I’m your mother, you have to do what I say.
Chicago Med
Daniel: People think sex is a touchy subject. Believe me, money is a lot touchier.
Notorious
Max: How are you holding up? Julia: On the one hand, I saw a man shoot himself, but on the other, there wasn’t much traffic this morning.
The Blacklist
Red: What a curious concern for a mama grizzly going after her cub.
How to Get Away with Murder
AA Advisor: We usually start by saying our names. Annalise: Do I have to?
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Rebecca: But Greg’s not an alcoholic…oh. Paula: Yeah, I called that one.
The Vampire Diaries
Enzo: Wanna watch some TV? Damon: Nah, I was just going to read for a little while. Enzo: Alright. Night then.
The Exorcist
Angela: I reinvented myself, but it didn’t matter. No matter what I did. I chose Angela. Angel. Like a name would protect me. Then I dreamed I could have a life, a chance. It didn’t matter. It wasn’t done with me. It’s coming for me father, I know it. My name is Regan MacNeil.
Quarry
Buddy: I got a little carried away I think. Mac: Yeah. Yeah. Well it tends to happen a lot with you. Buddy: Well excuse me for being results oriented.
Blue Bloods
Erin: The truth as a hustle. Danny: Everything is a hustle; the key is to not be the sucker born every minute.
