Quotables from Week Ending April 28, 2017 By: Author Carissa Pavlica Posted on Published: April 29, 2017 · 3:27 AM EDT · 0 Comments Facebook X (Twitter) Reddit Threads Pinterest If you were hoping for some great lines this week, we’re sharing our favorites with you.Did we capture your favorite line from the end of Bates Motel? How about Outsiders? They’re both done and gone.The Handmaid’s Take and Genius revved their engines for the first time. Read what else was said when you scroll through the latest slideshow below!Chicago PD1Ruzek: Al, you still got it. Everyone, Al’s still got it, you hear that? Erin, tweet that out. Al’s still got it. The world should know. (Matt Dinerstein/NBC)The Handmaid’s Tale2Offred: A window with white curtains. The glass is shatterproof, but it isn’t running away that they’re afraid of. A Handmaid wouldn’t get far. It’s those other escapes, the ones you can open in yourself given a cutting edge or a twisted shape and a chandelier. It’s harder on Ceremony Day, but thinking can hurt your chances. My name is Offred. I had another name, but it’s forbidden now. So many things are forbidden now.(George Kraychyk/Hulu)Outsiders3L’il Foster: I loathe you, I’ve adored you, I’ve forgotten about you. Still, I love you. I don’t know G’Win. Run away with me. We’ll find some other mountain. Raise our baby in peace. I have nothing but care for you now. For you or him or her. G’Win: It’s a her. You know we can’t leave this hill. L’il Foster: Then I’m begging you, give it up. G’Win: What? L’il Foster: That oak.(WGN America)The Son4Sally: When bad things happen it’s human nature to look for someone to blame. We need to be like Jesus and turn the other cheek.(Van Redin/AMC)The White Princess5Elizabeth: Your smile is almost convincing. Lizzie: My face aches from it. (© 2017 Starz Entertainment, LLC/Aimee Spinks)The Arrangement6Kyle: I realize you’re the only person in my life I can trust.(E!)Shades of Blue7Wozniak: Scumbags don’t keep banker’s hours. Nate: My next tattoo. (Peter Kramer/NBC)The Leftovers8Doctor: Ms. Durst, I’m sorry if this seems inappropriate, but one of the orderlies, he said he saw you in the parking lot last month before you came in? I’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding, but he said that he saw you slam your car door on your arm. On purpose. Nora: Now, why in God’s name would I do that?(HBO)Once Upon a Time9Zelena: Mommy won’t be gone long. She just has to go and pluck that big, bad fairy’s wings.(ABC)NCIS: Los Angeles10Nell: I always fancied you as Alan-a-Dale, the wandering minstrel. Eric: Because I play a mean lute? Nell: Because you play a mean lute. (CBS/Cliff Lipson)Gotham11Penguin: I wonder how long you’ll be the public face of grief when people learn you killed your best friend, the mayor.(Jeff Neumann/FOX)Keeping Up with the Kardashians12Kris: Do you want shredded cheddar cheese? Kendall: Does cheese make you fat?(E!)Chicago Justice13Phone Company Rep: The Supreme Court last year ruled that we are a public utility. We can’t pick and choose who we provide service to. Stone: Are you saying that this court has no authority to shut down these users’ smartphones? Phone Company Rep: I wouldn’t have a problem if these users could appeal. Stone: So you’re saying that these users issuing death threats with their smartphones doesn’t violate the terms of their agreements with you? Phone Company Rep: Maybe, maybe not.(Elizabeth Morris/NBC)American Crime14Raelyn: I was looking at those job assessments you were doing. They look hard. Jeanette: The hard part is getting to be this age and first figuring out how to take care of yourself. Raelyn: The kids want to stay with you. They do make mistakes, you know. (ABC)Madam Secretary15Henry: Stevie hears from Harvard Law this week, too, right? Did you make a thumbs up for her other choices list for her, too? Elizabeth: She aced her LSATs and she has a letter of recommendation from the White House Chief of Staff Henry: And her mom’s Secretary of State. [scoffs] It’s a lock. Elizabeth: Ish. [knocks on wooden door frame](CBS/David M. Russell)Better Call Saul16Jimmy [to Chuck]: Here’s what’s gonna happen. One day you’re gonna get sick, again. And one of your employees is gonna find you, curled up in that space blanket-take you to the hospital. Hook you up to those machines that beep and whir, and hurt. And this time it will be too much, and you will die there. Alone.(AMC)Supergirl17J’onn: There is literally nothing for you to do. Kara: Nothing? Winn: I challenge you to find an 8-year-old stealing candy. Alex: It’s like somebody slipped law-abiding serum into the reservoir. Kara: Did somebody do that? Is that illegal? I could stop ’em. (Diyah Pera/The CW)Quantico18Caleb: Hello? Is anybody that I went to Quantico with but now works on a top secret task force attempting to stop a vast conspiracy to overthrow my mom home or are you out fighting.”(ABC)Taken19Mejia: Do you ever think about those you killed, like my son, or are there too many to remember? Bryan: I think about my sister.(Panagiotis Pantazidis/NBC)Jane the Virgin20Rogelio: I would do anything to be big again… to be with my love, the lady scientist. Narrator: Also known as a scientist. Fabian: But I am also in love with the lady scientist. Narrator: Again… scientist.(TYLER GOLDEN/THE CW)Bates Motel21Norman: Why should I tell you where she is if you’re only going to kill me anyway? Did you think about that Sheriff Lonely Heart? Romero: Listen to me, you piece of shit. I don’t know what kind of sick fuck digs his mother’s body out of a grave and moves it around and I don’t want to know about it or what you did to it. (Cate Cameron/A&E Networks LLC)Prison Break22T-Bag: Of all the things that mystify me in this world since I’ve been released, is that Kale is the rage. Kale. (FOX/Didier Baverel)The Americans23Claudia: I was read in on everything. You’ve been doing beautifully. Philip: We’ve had our moments.(Copyright 2017, FX Networks. All rights reserved.)Pretty Little Liars24Hanna: Her help is dead. Her head rolled off your feet. Remember?(Freeform)The Flash25Cisco: Barry Allen [hugs him]. Barry: How did you know I was here? Cisco: I had a feeling. A feeling I have not felt in a long time. So I hacked into the security cameras and I saw you fighting Top and Mirror Master in your OG suit with the white emblem. 2017 Edition, of course.(Cate Cameron/The CW)Empire26Lucious: I was a bit of a romantic then. Cookie: Was that before or after you divorced me? Lucious: Does it matter? I mean, we both know that love and romance is all bull, right? (Chuck Hodes/FOX)Agents of SHIELD27Coulson: If history’s taught me anything, it’s that good intentions don’t come to anything unless there’s a steady hand to guide them. (ABC)Genius28Nazi boy: When I grow up I want to be a scientist just like you!(National Geographic/Dusan Martincek)iZombie29Janet: [screams after seeing a dead body] Felicia: Seriously, Janet, get it together. (JACK ROWAND/THE CW)Chicago Fire30Boden: Family. Community. Solidarity. These are the things that sustain us through the hard times. They are also the things that make this department strong. (Matt Dinerstein/NBC)Famous in Love31Security Guard: You know her, Mr. Devon? Rainer: This is Paige Townsen. She’s going to be a big star. Security Guard: Whatever you say, Mr. Devon.(Freeform)Underground32Cato: Your plan to break your Black Rose ain’t happening fast enough. You should be coming after the Queen herself, not her court. Show this butcher of words Harriet Tubman is just another runaway nigger. Then, she’ll be a footnote in your story instead of the other way around.(WGN America)Archer33Mother: Well, I hate to say I told you so. Archer: Do you? Mother: No. It’s one of the few great pleasures in life.(Copyright 2017, FX Networks. All Rights Reserved.)Fargo34Emmit: You think maybe it’s… I don’t even want to say it out loud. Sy: Slave girls? Emmit: What?! No! I was gonna say drugs! You think it’s slave girls?! Sy: …no.(Copyright 2017, FX Networks. All Rights Reserved.)Law & Order: SVU35Marjorie: I don’t know why Heidi would say something like that. Benson: You think any woman would go public, be willing to risk that kind of humiliation, if it wasn’t true? Marjorie: Well, I don’t believe it. It’s not the Harold Coyle I know.(Michael Parmelee/NBC)Real Housewives of NYC36Dorinda: There’s not a person in this room who hasn’t fucked up.(Bravo)The 10037Bellamy: May we meet again. Jasper: We won’t. Bellamy: Whatever the hell you want.(Jeff Weddell/The CW)The Big Bang Theory38Raj: It’s light, it’s flakey, it’s buttery. You don’t need to have sex with him. Just eat one of these!(Michael Yarish/Warner Bros.)Scandal39Olivia: They’ll kill you. If you don’t leave the ticket, they will kill you. Jake: I’d like to see them try. Olivia: Don’t say that. (ABC)Grey’s Anatomy40Meredith: I didn’t want to hurt you. That’s the last thing I would ever want because I care about you more than anything. So, no matter how mad you are, how much you want to shut me out, know this. You are my sister, whether you like it or not. And I’m not going anywhere.(ABC)Chicago Med41Will: Why would you go out of your way to make sure Natalie knew about a diagnosis that she couldn’t have possibly done anything about? Nina: I told you. She made a mistake. [walks away, then stops and turns back] And you know what? Anyone who refuses to learn from their mistakes is gonna repeat them.(Elizabeth Sisson/NBC)The Blacklist42Red: I’ve felt the consequences of your absence on my soul.(Virginia Sherwood/NBC)The Originals43Elijah: You’ve outdone yourself. Klaus: I’m inclined to agree. It’s such a shame these lovely linens will soon be wrecked with blood. (Annette Brown/The CW)Hawaii Five-044Danny [to McGarrett]: Forget what I’ve told you about driving like a crazy man and get here.(CBS/Norman Shapiro)Supernatural45Castiel: I am not someone that you should put your faith in.(Robert Falconer/THE CW)Doctor Who46The Doctor: Okay. I suppose I owe you an explanation. A long time ago, a thing happened. As a result of the thing, I made a promise. As a result of the promise, I have to stay on Earth. Bill: Guarding a vault. The Doctor: Guarding a vault! Bill: Well, you’re not guarding the vault right now. The Doctor: Yes, I am! I have a time machine! 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