What makes a good quote?
Hopefully, it can stand on its own. You don’t need more context. It just is.
Maybe it makes you laugh, think about something you wouldn’t otherwise. In the best case scenario, it makes you tune into a show you’ve never thought you would watch before.
If any of these quote turn your head, let us know!
Lucifer
Lucifer: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire? Security Guard: You. I’m gay.
Code Black
Angus: What’s this? Heather: Adderall. Angus: You have ADHD? Heather: No, I’m a surgeon who works thirty-six hour shifts.
Younger
Liza: Great. Morning beer. Josh: We’re at a bluegrass festival, Liza. That’s how we roll.
The Vampire Diaries
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food? Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
Days of Our Lives
Philip: I love you. Victor: Good for you.
The Originals
Hayley: How exactly do you plan on keeping her distracted? Elijah: With a little salt and an old wound.
Grimm
Homeless Man: If I knew he was gonna get murdered, I’d have told him not to go!
Blue Bloods
Danny: Ok, is there anyone here who didn’t kill him?
Downton Abbey
Robert: What’s he got that fascinates Mary when poor old Tony’s rolling acres and glistening coronet didn’t? You’ll say sex appeal, but isn’t Mary too sensible? Cora: We have a very contrary daughter.
Vinyl
Zak: He’s talkin’ a boycott. Label wide. Richie: Over Donnie fuckin’ Osmond?!
Castle
Kate: Now Rick, be charming but not too charming. Rick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
Madam Secretary
Elizabeth: So no passive agressive shaming from the Quakers for missing the conference?
The Good Wife
Eli: So the 27th floor again. Everything comes full circle. Alicia: Yes first the tragedy, then the farce.
Bitten
Jeremy: My son will drain the fluid from your eye and carve it out if you do not tell me right now where your brother is. Clay! Get the knife!
The X-Files
Mulder: How do you say ‘howdy partner’ in Arabic?
Major Crimes
Taylor: The past can wait. Tao: Except… it’s already here.
The Magicians
Margo: A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. Quentin: That’s a terrible system. Why can’t it run on love, or…cocaine?
Shameless
Lip: She wasn’t taking advantage of me. We’re in love!
The Flash
E-2 Barry: I’m gonna have to find this guy and give him a piece of my mind. Harry: Oh, don’t give him too much.
Teen Wolf
Liam: Okay, why’s the hellhound going to the school? Stiles: Because he’s got a yearning for higher education.
iZombie
Clive: I’m gonna run this by Bozzio. Ravi: If she bears your children, you’ll start using her first name, right?
Agent Carter
Jarvis: One final word of advice I know you fancy yourself a political animal but you are decidedly out of your depths, Chief Thompson, and these waters are full of sharks. Jack: Some advice for you. A little baking soda; that’ll get the stains out when you’re doing soft laundry. Jarvis: Well, everybody knows that.
Rizzoli & Isles
Jane: How are you doing? Angela: All I can do is make sandwiches, so lousy.
New Girl
Nick: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It’s not sexual.
Chicago Fire
Herrmann: I’ll post a copy over at Molly’s. Ten percent off all drinks for anybody who signs the petition. Mouch: Pretty sure that’s illegal. Herrmann: Five percent then. Mouch: Still illegal.
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce
Barbara: OK, I don’t know how many Kate Hudson movies you all watched last night, but folks don’t actually run around saving people and magically getting people back together. Jo: Not with that attitude they don’t.
NCIS
Fornell: What? Tony: It’s a nice look, the neon, chin strap. Did you guys stop by a rave on the way back?
Shadowhunters
Clary: My father didn’t go astray, Magnus. He went insane.
Chicago Med
Sarah: Uh…fourth period, bottom of the ninth — put me back in, Coach. Daniel: Butchered hockey, football, and baseball in one sentence — impressive.
NCIS: New Orleans
Brody: You ever been in a terrorist chat room? LaSalle: It’s not on my bucket list.
Pretty Little Liars
Spencer: Buildings have secrets, too.
Arrow
Donna: Hey, I’m a Vegas girl. Whoever you owe money to is going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to take me on.
Law & Order: SVU
Benson: An attaboy from Hank Abraham. Barba: Cue the apocalypse.
Chicago PD
Voight: I already offered Burgess a spot in this unit. She turned it down. Lindsay: Everybody deserves a second chance. That’s what it said on the coffee shop chalkboard this morning.
Supernatural
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester and I am on a mission from the future.
Vikings
Aslaug: So Paris was everything Athelstan said it would be. Bjorn: Yes, and everything Ragnar dreamed. And more beside.
Suits
Harvey: You can’t win this trial. Mike: I can and I will.
Shades of Blue
Wozniak: You want to convince somebody you’re telling the truth, convince yourself first.
You, Me and the Apocalypse
Rhonda: Why don’t you go treat yourself to a feminine release?
Colony
Snyder: I know you don’t like me, but this isn’t my fault. Katie: We’re all misunderstood.
The Big Bang Theory
Howard: We’re gonna be parents! We’re gonna get to board planes first! I’m finally gonna get to see what’s in that family bathroom at the mall!
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
Ray: This must be where they keep the VIPs. Mick: This is prison, jackass, there are no VIPs.
Grey’s Anatomy
Therapist: Meredith, you were attacked in your own hospital, and you consider that small stuff? Meredith: Have you read my file?
Scandal
Mellie: You really can compartmentalize like nobody’s business. Olivia: You asked for Olivia Pope. You got Olivia Pope.
The Blacklist
Red: People say youth is wasted on the young. I disagree. I believe wisdom is wasted on the old. All you can do is part with it.
How to Get Away with Murder
Connor: Shouldn’t I be getting some credit here for trying to be a good person for once?
Elementary
Joan: So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.
