These are some of the most memorable quotes of the week ending March 26, 2015.
“You want to be a mess, be a mess.” Grey’s Anatomy
Alex: You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it.
“Surrender, monsieur.” The Musketeers
Constance: Surrender, monsieur. ~~~ Vargas: You bring women to fight your battles? ~~~ Constance: Perhaps I bring men to fight mine. ~~~
“I will be the biggest star of them all.” Glee
Rachel: The sun is not the biggest nor the brightest star in the sky. It’s just the closest. There are bigger, better, brighter stars. That’s what I am. I will be the biggest star of them all.
“First rule of brain club, you don’t talk about brain club.” iZombie
Blaine: First rule of brain club, you don’t talk about brain club.
“Honey.” NCIS
Tony: Tim. How many times have you tried to contact Delilah in the last twelve hours? ~~~ McGee: Texts? Couple. All right, a dozen. But I only called six times. ~~~ Tony: What? ~~~ McGee: And left messages. ~~~ Tony: Honey. ~~~ McGee: I know. ~~~ Tony: I know you know but you’re scaring her. That’s not good. Women want the illusion of being chased. They don’t want to actually be chased.
“If you don’t marry him, I will.” Hart of Dixie
Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff? ~~~ Wade: Since I met you. ~~~ Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet. ~~~ Lavon: If you don’t marry him, I will.
“Jackie Chan.” Criminal Minds
Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee’s a language in itself. ~~~ Loker: Who said that — Dickens? ~~~ Reid: Jackie Chan
“But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?” The Good Wife
Diane: Aren’t you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients. ~~~ Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?
“You texted Castle and not me?” Castle
Kate Beckett: You texted Castle and not me? ~~~ Kevin Ryan: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don’t call the voice of reason.
“Oh please.” Once Upon a Time
Regina: Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.
“Pass.” Scorpion
Sylvester: It’s a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.
“How long since I’ve been to confession?” Supernatural
Dean: How long since I’ve been to confession? Sam: Never. Dean: That’s too long.
“Hey chuckles.” Chicago PD
Platt: Hey chuckles. ~~~ Halstead: Detective chuckles if you don’t mind.
“You’re super duper old now.” Modern Family
Phil: [Singing] You are not the man you used to be. You get up four times at night to pee. Ba da dum da dum tat ta ta ta. You’re super duper old now.
“That really is not your best argument.” Arrow
Ray: This isn’t the first time he’s been judge, jury and executioner. ~~~ Felicity: He hasn’t killed anyone in nearly two years. ~~~ Ray: That really is not your best argument.
“We are them, Rick. We are now.” The Walking Dead
Glenn: We are them, Rick. We are now.
“I’m a cop.” Person of Interest
Reese: I’m a cop. I’m just reaching for my badge… Damn. She stole my badge.
“Debatable.” The Flash
Captain Cold: I like you kid. You’re smart, you pulled yourself up from humble beginnings, you seem like a good brother. Cisco: You, too. Captain Cold: Debatable.
“You don’t want to go off half-cocked.” Better Call Saul
Chuck: You don’t want to go off half-cocked. Jimmy: Full cock. Okay.
“I think one of us has a problem…” Bates Motel
Norman: I think one of us has a problem, and I’m tired of the assumption being that it’s me.
“I start an investigation, Milt, because I’m a cop.” Battle Creek
Russ: I start an investigation, Milt, because I’m a cop. We’re cops. That’s what cops do. I smell something funny, I don’t shrug and walk away, I try to figure out who farted.
“The last thing the world needs is a forever Amy.” Helix
Balleseros: Last thing the world needs is a forever Amy.
“Maybe I didn’t go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school…” Archer
Krieger: Maybe I didn’t go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn’t go to some other med school, even the one down in Grenada which was my fall-back but whatever, that doesn’t give you the right to bully me! I have had it!
“The impossible becomes reality all the time.” Bones
Angela: The impossible becomes reality all the time. Ideas, and memories, and love. You can’t hold those things in your hands, but it doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. So, why not spirits? And why not Sweets? You don’t have to believe. I get it. But you don’t have to dismiss the possibility, either. No decent scientist would do that.
“I don’t take anything you say at face value.” The Blacklist
Liz: I don’t take anything you say at face value.
