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The Big Bang Theory
Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug. Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or…?
Grimm
Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I’m going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you’re going to be the one who’s self-winding tonight! Monroe: …and I’m done!
Quantico
Raina: I don’t know how to say goodbye to my life, and I’m terrified.
Reign
Elizabeth: Tell me, what would hurt more. Knowing the person you love will die, or knowing they’re alive but you cannot have them?
Last Man on Earth
Todd: Oh. That’s funny. ‘Cuz your farts smell like freshly-cooked bacon. Mike: Thank you?
Madam Secretary
Elizabeth: Aside from fixing the waffle iron and building a fire pit and obsessing about mini gold, everything okay post Islamabad?
Game of Thrones
Davos: You were dead and now you’re not. That’s completely fucking mad, seems to me. I can only imagine what it means to you.
Nashville
Scarlett: I say this with love, but court-mandated community service does not exactly drive your point home.
Elementary
Sherlock: Yes, let’s talk about bees, instead of the execution you just made in Yonkers.
Family Guy
Stewie: I ate a dime once. It became a manhole cover for like three days, then pow!
The Good Wife
Alicia: You think you can play the emotional card with me? You think I’m going to break down and cry? Look at me. Do I look like I’m breaking down?
Once Upon a Time
Robin: We all have the capability to change and the future is not written by our past.
Jane the Virgin
Rafael: So my lawyer said they could go easy on me or they could want to make an example out of someone like me. Narrator: Rich, entitled, son of a crime lord.
The 100
Bellamy: C’mon, Clarke. You’re really willing to trust that guy with your life? Clarke: No. But you’ll be covering us the entire time. And I trust you.
Chicago Med
Will: It’s not my job to listen. I’m a doctor. It’s my job to decide what’s best for him. April: *That* is exactly why I’m a nurse.
NCIS: New Orleans
Brody: Since when do we threaten family members? Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.
Gotham
Selina: Forensic guy? Nygma: Street trash girl?
12 Monkeys
Jones: Mr. Cole and doctor Railly are lost in time. This anomaly is threatening to kill us all. I don’t have the time to break on through to the other side with you. Jennifer: Jim Morrison. Primary.
Penny Dreadful
Kaetenay: Hunting a man is no great thing. They are slow and predictable. They can be found always where their appetites lead them. To eat. To sleep. To fuck. Man is no great thing.
Fear the Walking Dead
Chris: Did I just screw everything up? Were they gonna trade him for my dad?
Houdini & Doyle
Houdini: Maybe he didn’t mean it literally. Doyle: A ten year old who speaks in metaphors? Houdini: So he was a professor of literature in his past life.
Scandal
David: What does the dark lord master Cyrus Beene want in return for this?
Supernatural
Dean: People pray to you. People built churches for you, and fight wars in your name, and you did nothing.
Bates Motel
Dylan: Because I’m afraid of what’s gonna happen! Of what’s already happened! Norma: Stop being dramatic! You’re just inventing all of this. You’re making shit up because you’re jealous of him. You always have been!
Person of Interest
Finch: There are no heroes. No villains. Just people doing the best they can.
Blindspot
Borden: Are you sure this is going to work? Patterson: Oh, no
Castle
Beckett: You know as well as I do that when the lights go out, bad things happen.
Chicago Fire
Boden: All right, we have 20-plus victims inside. The only thing holding this building up is God and carpeting.
NCIS
McGee: What’s our next move, boss? Gibbs: We’re going to find Jacob Scott. We’re going to kill him.
Outlander
Black Jack: Claire, surely you of all people can step outside the passions of the moment and appreciate the sublime preposterousness that would guide us to a meeting at the French Court.
New Girl
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows. Winston: For the wedding? Schmidt: No. Different vows. Winston: Oh, then what’s the big deal? Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
The Americans
William: Where’ve you been? They told me all communication should go through the Center, not you. Philip: We’ve been on a break. William: A break? We get breaks?
Agents of SHIELD
Coulson: Cap, Agent Carter… They were my heroes growing up.
Awkward
Sadie: You and Patrick are gross. Tamara: You know what else is gross? This dress.
Rosewood
Vladimir: Who is this guy? Hornstock: One of Miami’s finest. Rosewood: Thanks Capt. Hornstock: And a pain in the ass.
Law & Order: SVU
Sonny: Did you see what I just saw? Rollins: She wasn’t acting. Did they just air a rape?
Arrow
Donna: I may not be in Mansa, but I know how to read, sweetie. Lance: I think it’s Mensa, actually.
Orphan Black
Alison: The plans have changed. Cosima is now carrying your child, Donnie. Donnie: Oh. OK. So, wait, is she going to be co-parenting this child with Julian and I, or is she just going to be carrying the baby… ? Alison: Donnie, the baby is fake. It doesn’t matter.
Legends of Tomorrow
Mick: Pretty boy said I gotta hold this stick for the ship to blow, so I’m holding this stick. Now leave! Snart:: My old friend. Please forgive me. Mick: For what? Snart: [knocks out Mick and takes his place]
Bones
Hodgins: I found fresh duck feces on the tread of the victim’s shoe. Cam: I trust you’re telling me this for a reason other than to make me say yuck.
Grey’s Anatomy
April: She’s gone. Arizona: Hmm? April: I’d lose that crazed smile before you start cramping.
The Blacklist
Red: If you kill her, the answers you’ve been looking for your entire life will die with her.
The Vampire Diaries
Bonnie: If you think this means you’re forgiven… Damon: I am SO forgiven!
The Originals
Marcel: Always and forever is just an excuse to do whatever the hell you want. Maybe it’s time someone put an end to that.
