Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.


Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

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Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.