After the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life, you'd think she would ask me what I wanted. You know? A nice blowjob perhaps, where I could just sit back for the first time in nine months and can do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Michael Jackson!

Ari

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Character:
Ari Gold
Episode:
Entourage Season 3 Episode 2: "One Day in the Valley"
Show:
Entourage
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Entourage Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Ari: Well that was refreshing, but now I have to go home and hammer the wife.
Vince: Hey, give us a lift?
Ari: Anything to keep me away from my house, come on baby

Ari: The first west coast numbers are in, and they're big.
Eric: Go on.
Ari: Eight leg big, bitch.
Eric: Get the fuck out of here!
Ari: The webcrawler is in our sights, and I want to squash that fucker!