Bart: Ah, come on, Dad. This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us!
Homer: Well, okay, let's go. Who's Tiny Tim?


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

(At Santa training class, Homer tries to recall all the names of Santa's reindeer.)
Homer: Um, Dasher. Dancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Prancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Nixon. Comet...Cupid. Donna Dixon?
Instructor: Sit down, Simpson.

Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody...err...medley of holiday flavorites.

Principal Skinner