All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats p...

Bart: All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats "pleases" and farts "thank yous", ma'am.
Lisa: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.


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Characters:
Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 11 Quotes

What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.

Homer

Anything new that wanders into this house ends up in the stew pot.

Cletus
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