Alright, that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Talking poo is where I draw the line.

Cartman

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Character:
Eric Cartman
Episode:
South Park Season 1 Episode 9: "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Show:
South Park
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South Park Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Kyle: Officer Barbrady!
Officer Barbrady: What?
Kyle: Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?
Officer Barbrady: Yes.

Stan: Hey come on guys. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas.
Cartman: Yeah. We'll see you later, Kyle. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents.
Kyle: No, but I get Channukah presents for eight days.
Cartman: Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that.