And how many times do you have to get up to go pee? I wasn't c...

Jake: And how many times do you have to get up to go pee?
Alan: I wasn't counting.
Jake: I was! Four.
Alan: Ok, one of those was to get a glass of water.
Jake: Well, that's your problem, stop topping off the tank


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Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20: "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Charlie: So, drinking in the dark, eh?
Alan: Wasn't dark when I started

Charlie: You know something; I just realized that I'm two for two at Judith's weddings.
Myra: What a coincidence, I'm two for two at Herb's weddings

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