Ann, do you have any Mounds? Because all I can find are Almond Joys. And almonds give me the squirts.

Ron

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Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 7: "Greg Pikitis"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens... pump your own stomachs this year!

Ann

He's like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond super villain criminal mastermind. Or maybe someone else is doing it.

Leslie