Any part of a cookie you can't eat is a waste of time.

Homer [about fortune cookies]

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 11: "Million Dollar Maybe"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 21 Episode 11 Quotes

Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it.

Mr. Burns

Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics.