Anyway, I don't think Turk's gonna be as excited about your big ...

J.D.: Anyway, I don't think Turk's gonna be as excited about your big date as you are. All right? He definitely won't love the fact that I knew about it. So just... tell him in five years.
Fantasy
Turk: You did what!?
End Fantasy
J.D.: Make that twenty years.
Fantasy
Turk: Honey, that was a long time ago... Why are you still living here?
J.D.: Because I've got nowhere else to go!


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Episode:
Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17: "My Moment of Un-Truth"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Carla: Go ahead, look.
Turk: Really, baby?
Carla: Yeah. Besides, you're cutting up your napkin.

J.D.'s Narration: I guess you can never underestimate how the smallest gesture can make everything better.
J.D.: You know, for a minute there I actually thought you had a twin brother.
Janitor: Really?
J.D.: Mm.
Janitor: Was it when my twin brother was here?
J.D.: Stop it.

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