April was supposed to be the moat that kept the citizen barbaria...

April was supposed to be the moat that kept the citizen barbarians away from Swanson castle. Instead she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face.

Ron

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Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20: "94 Meetings"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Ron: To me, this situation is a blood-soaked, nightmare-ish hellscape. However to Leslie Knope-
Leslie: Oh how fun!
April: Yay.

Mark: Leslie, can I run something by you really quick?
Leslie: Sure, I love having things run by me.
Mark: I feel like you're being sarcastic right now.
Leslie: No, no. I'm not. I genuinely love it. Run it by me. Go ahead. Go, go, go.

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