Jeff: Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one
Senor Chang: Give it up, Winger. Professor Slater doesn't date students... or married asians that drive mopeds


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Jeff Winger, Señor Chang
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Community Season 1 Episode 7: "Introduction to Statistics"
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Community
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Community Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm barely a student. I'm older than you, I drive a Lexus, I saw Ghost Busters in the theater, and look, my gums are receding

Jeff

Shirley: My husband's been gone for six months, I think it's time I start embracing being single
Pierce: Message received