J.D.'s Narration: As I was doing the Naked Chicken Dance that my uncle Bart had taught me, I realized that life couldn't get much better than this.
J.D.: ...doom-doom, dop-dop, doom-
Dr. Cox barges in. J.D. quickly grabs something off the dresser to conceal himself.
Dr. Cox: Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it's cute that you're violating her little sister doesn't mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades. And oh, my God, what are you doing with my little boy, you sick, sick bastard!?
J.D. looks down to see that the item he picked up to hide behind is a photo of little Jack.
J.D.: My bad.
He flips the picture around. Now he's got Dr. Cox's face over his naughty bits.
J.D.: It's a beautiful shot of you.