Barney: Ted, let's rap. Statistics: At every New York party there is always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at. She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again. Do you see... where I'm going... with this?


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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2: "Purple Giraffe"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Barney: Oh, and Lily, that's my leg.
Lily: You waited five minutes to tell me that?

Lily: Look who I ran into.
Ted: Since when do you guys know each other?
Robin: Since about, here. [points to top of glass]