At least they didn't f**k up your package. What are you talkin...

Turtle: At least they didn't fuck up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, shit happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his dick looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image


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Johnny "Drama" Chase, Eric "E" Murphy, Turtle
Episode:
Entourage Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Entourage
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Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

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