Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.
(Lenny and Carl stare at him)
Homer: Er, I mean, not--you know, if we wanted to--not that I ever did.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Labor Inspector: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!

Oh Marge, you came and you found me a turkey on my vacation away from worky.

Homer