Wynonna: Why does he want you to kill them?
Jinni: He wants to be the smartest guy in town, so he makes me kill all the smartest people in town. I mean usually keepers…
Wynonna: Keepers, you need to stop.
Jinni: Well, usually, they’re all like, ‘I want guns for hands,’ or like a laser dick, but not Doug.
Wynonna: Why doesn’t he just wish to be the smartest guy in town?
Jinni: Because he’s not the smartest.


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Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 9: "Crazy"
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Jeremy: He won Shorty’s trivia last week.
Wynonna: Oh my god. Is that tragic?
Jeremy: I mean he was part of the community, our community, not yours. Obviously because you lost.
Wynonna: I know I was eliminated, but how was I supposed to know Toby Maguire isn’t Spiderman anymore?
Jeremy: We all know.

Wynonna: Exactly, so much happens around here, so relax. Go outside. It’s above zero out there. Because right now things are fine. We offed pumpkin head. Amon’s disappeared in the ether. We’re good.
Jeremy: Ah yes, you brought the lattes. Oh no, this isn’t mine.
Waverly: Not your cherry pie that you spilled all over your apron.
Jeremy: Not my cherry pie, but a cherry pie that we need to investigate because whoever’s making these cherry pies is still out there and might bake again.