(The boys have gathered at Tom's restraurant when Ian walks in) Mike: Hey, Ian. Ian: Nice to see you Mike. (Mike rolls his eyes at the other guys) Carlos: What is fish'n'chips doing here? Tom: Susan asked me to include him, she said he always wanted to learn how to play poker so we're gonna give him some very expensive lessons. Mike: Be careful, he already knows how to bluff.
Mike: Was that proposal spontaneous or did you have it all planned? Ian: Oh, it was entirely planned. I thought it would be the ideal occasion. Mike: If it was planned why didn't you have a ring? Ian: Well, I thought Susan might like to choose a ring herself. Mike: So, why did she pick a ring that was too big for her? Ian: How did you know that? Tom: Guys, guys, guys, we came here to play cards, so why are we talking about jewelery? Mike: Sorry Tom, but I just found out I bought a ring for Susan myself. It was in my pocket that night some son of a bitch ran me over. Orson: Ahm, Tom's right, we should focus on the game. Mike: After our talk I called the hospital. They said my ring got in with your wife's stuff. So you saw it before I did. The same day you proposed to Susan. Ian: And your point is? Mike: That that's why you were in such a big hurry. You wanted to seal the deal before I found out about the ring and told her. Ian: Do you think I'm afraid of you? Mike: Maybe you should be. What do you think Susan would say if she found out your proposal was so spontaneous?