Meg: But Dad, I still don't understand that whole Immaculate Conception thing. How can anyone get pregnant without having sex?
Peter: Oh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg. Cleveland's got a cousin who had 8 girlfriends get pregnant, and he says he's not responsible for a single one.


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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8: "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"
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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 8 Quotes

Chris: A guy's name was Robbie back then?
Peter: The Bible's fuzzy on that.

Meg: I can only imaging what it was like for them on that very first Christmas.
Brian: Yeah, it was probably very moving. And fictional.
Stewie: Jesus lived with us for like a week, what else do you need?