Seth: You guys have to swear not to repeat what I just said. If Harper finds out that I told you before the "we narrowly avoided genocide" presser tomorrow, he'll kill me. Like, murder me dead.
Isabel: Doesn't sound like he's the only one who wants you dead. Or us dead.
Seth: You might've had a chance. You're more of a coffee and two creams than either of us.
Isabel: Hey Puerto Ricans have a long history of being the targets of genocidal experiments. Read about it.
Dontae: I'm a black gay man. Pretty sure that trumps everything.
Seth: People think I'm a Muslim terrorist trying to do them harm. Going through airport security is a bitch.
Dontae: Like when I walk into a store and spend more than 15 seconds browsing?
Isabel: But guys, didn't you hear? This is what a post-racial society looks like.
Seth: We're all screwed.