But see, she was up all night studying, and she broke her neck t...

Lorelai: But see, she was up all night studying, and she broke her neck to get here. We don't live locally, as you know--
Headmaster Charleston: "The dog ate my homework, my computer crashed."
Lorelai: I wasn't trying to make excuses.
Headmaster Charleston: "My grandmother and first cousin died. My sister took my report to school instead of hers. My religion forbids me from studying after sundown. I went completely blind last night, but I'm fine now."
Lorelai: That's not Rory.


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Lorelai Gilmore
Episode:
Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4: "The Deer Hunters"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Lorelai: Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer.
Rory: Well I'm gonna try.
Lorelai: Well I'm in heels!
Rory: Well stay in the car.
Lorelai: It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around...
(getting out of the car)
Rory: I have to find it.
Lorelai: Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on it's forehead?

Rory: (enters Mrs. Kim's) Lane?
Lane: Go to the left! (Rory almost runs into Mrs. Kim)
Lane: Sorry, I meant my left. Your right!
Rory: This isn't working! Marco!
Lane: Polo!
Rory: (walking around) Marco!
Lane: Polo!
Rory: (finds Lane) Hello, Marco!
Lane: Hello, Polo!

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