Listen I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so you wanna go outside and check the perimeter? Or do I have to pretend to take a shower?

Raylan

Turk: Okay, you know what, I vote Elliot goes home! Because she's all up in our space, honey! She's in our space!
Elliot: Oh, why? Because I don't want to dish about other people behind their backs or smell your toe?
Turk: Or finger!
Elliot: All I've seen so far is the toe, Turk!

Lani: The twins were exhausted. They fell right asleep.
Eli: I don't blame them. I'm tired after that scene in the Square.
Lani: I know you thought Aunt Paulina was drama, but Chanel... that girl is something else.
Eli: Yeah. You know, I worried about us raising kids on cops' salaries. But looking at her, now I see there's such a thing as having too much money.

The wierd thing is, when he tells me what to do in life it drives me crazy. But when he tells me what to do during sex, it really drives me crazy. It's totally hot!

Miranda

J.D.: (sitting on Turk's shoulders) My tush is chaffing.
Turk: Alright, my turn to get on top.
J.D.: Turk... We tried playing giant black guy, remember what happened? People ran.
Turk: Damn!

I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Jeremy

Meredith: You know Addison's brother probably isn't going to make it. His cysts are inoperable.
Cristina: Worms in the brain. Not how you wanna go.

Now I know we were scheduled to take this week off for the holidays. Don't blame me because we have a victim! Blame Flynn.

Provenza

Sonny: Is this house haunted, or were you up all night, Jace?
Ray: I heard the floorboards creaking with that sharky-ass signature of yours. And you left the sandwich stuff out.
Sonny: Man, I ever tell you guys about my paranormal experience at my Grand-Ninny's house?
Jason: I was up. Didn't eat.
Sonny: If your brain can't remember it, the carbs don't count.
Omar: Mess was mine. I was up, too.
Sonny: The two of you in a low hover, and you didn't bump into each other?

Sam: Nell, you're doing a great job.
Nell: No, I'm not. But thanks for saying so.

George: Dr. Hunt.
Owen: What?
George: I just lost another one. All my patients are dieing, I need you to pull me.
Owen: That's for me to decide. There's an ambulance coming, go see what you can do.
George: I'm in over my head.
Owen: Walk away O'Malley.
Lexie: That's Michelle, she dyed her hair for graduation.

Sinclair: You enjoy being her little boy toy, don't you? That's why ypu keep running back to Annalise again and again, so she can fight your battles for you. You prefer to have her boss you around. Tell you what to do. Like hire her bestie and kill Nia.
Nate: Keep my wife's name out of your mouth! Say her name again. Say it!
Sinclair: And then what?