Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you...

Manager: Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you want me to start.
Ryan: And now from my old hometown, Scranton Pennsylvania, my former boss, Michael Scott.
Michael: Hey, I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer, so take that [bleep]hole.
Ryan: Always a jokester. How about that image? Crystal clear.
Pizza guy: If anyone out there is listening, I'm being held here against my will. I'm a minor.


Unrated
Show Comments
Characters:
Michael Scott, Ryan Howard
Episode:
The Office Season 4 Episode 3: "Launch Party "
Show:
The Office
Related Quotes:
Michael Scott Quotes, Ryan Howard Quotes, The Office Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes, The Office Quotes
Added by:
Added:

The Office Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

There's this cube on the screen, and it bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.

Jim

And the same thing goes for quarterly reports. They are unreadable. They're just numbers and boring and blech. So what I was thinking is that maybe we should have some sort of graphic, like if we have a bad quarter, put in a storm cloud? And... when we have a good quarter, fireworks? Or a race car? [crickets] Doesn't have to be a race car. Use your imagination.

Michael
  1. Quotes
  2. Can I start talking? Is this thing on? Give me a signal when you...