Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is po...
Ron: I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.
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- Character:
- Ron Swanson
- Episode:
- Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 1: "Rainy Day"
- Show:
- Parks and Recreation
- Related Quotes:
- Ron Swanson Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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