Abed Quotes
Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
We spend too much time together.
Troy/Abed
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, reassuring, non-robotic voice. We're not gonna make it to the hospital.
Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
Britta is attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
Abed: What could I do? It was Cougar Town.
Jeff: If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?
