Adam Braverman Quotes
Adam: I said I'm gonna go get the songs. You said OK.
Crosby: But I didn't really think you would possibly be able to pull it off.
Adam: Well, that was you're mistake. You didn't believe in me but look at me, I pulled it off.
Adam: This is an album, right here, OK? Joni knows how to lift you up and tear you down all at once. We're gonna have to skip the song right after this one 'cause it makes me cry.
Adam: Hi Honey. You look very beautiful.
Kristina: I look like I should be offering you peanuts and an in-flight magazine, don't you think?
Sarah: Hey, can I work here? The WiFi's out in my building.
Adam: Wow. You need to get a new Super.
Sarah: I knew you were gonna say that.
I was selfish. I was just sick of sharing you with cancer, and everyone else. I just wanted you to myself for a while.
Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?
Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.
Crosby: Look, I know you didn't want a full house. I'm sorry I'm early, but I love Kristina, too, so I will hang out in the cafeteria or whatever, but I'm not leaving the hospital. I can get you some barbecue potato chips or come tea or something.
Sarah: We were in the dark room. We were developing...
Adam: The dark room? What? Are you in seventh grade?
No, I don't want tea. Why does everybody keep asking me if I want tes? Since when have I been a tea drinker? I hate tea!