"I don't get stood up. I'm Addison."

Addison: We... were just talking about a case...
Pete: I was... She needed a consult on the...
Dell: [points to his head] Locked. In the, uh, Dell vault. All right? Patients are here.
Addison: We're in the Dell vault.
Pete: Locked in the Dell vault.

Pete: I think we should stop kissing.
Addison: Ohh.
Pete: I mean, come on, what are we, 12?
Addison: No. We... definitely, you're not.
Pete' [leans in for another kiss, but Addison stops him]
Addison: Which is why I do not want to be just another notch in your... acupuncture table.

Violet: William Jefferson Clinton.
Addison: Huh?
Violet: It's 2010, Bill and Hillary have grown apart, it's nothing he did, just... it happens. We inexplicably run into each other a the Lincoln Memorial, and it's very late at night.
Addison: Oh. My. God.

Pete: We were not...
Addison: I am leaving, I'm hitting out.
Pete: What just happened?
Addison: Pete the cowboy, Pete the gladiator, thank you for that. It'll help.
Pete: Help for what?
Addison: Just this itch I've got.

Addison: You hit some one?
Pete: I know. It's stupid and incredible...but this guy, he was a... he deserved...
Addison: No it's not that, it's just...you hit someone, with your fist, like a cowboy, like a... gladiator!
Pete: Yeah, yeah, like a gladiator.

Addison: Come here, let me see. Don't be scared. I'm a board Certified...
Pete: ... Neonatal Surgeon. And that helps me how?

Addison: It is raining.
Sam: You're wet.
Addison: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle, which is where I left my umbrella. It does not rain in Los Angeles.
Dell: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now.
Addison: Really? Right now?

Naomi: Is that a chocolate cake?
Dell: Yeah, I made it. But you can have some if you want.
Naomi: Addison, you want some chocolate cake?
Addison: Can I talk to you?
Naomi: Thanks.

Addison: Where are the beautiful people running in slow motion on the beach?
Naomi: What?

Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.

Naomi: Want some cake?
Addison: Sweet mother of chocolate.
Naomi: I know.
Violet: You realize you're replacing sex with food?

Private Practice Quotes

I think I can see your arteries closing up from here.

Jake

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches