(to Father Phil) Is there a commandment against eating ziti?

Carmela

(on Tony) I thought therapy was going to clear up the fucking freak show in his head.

Carmela

Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.

(about Tony) Him with those ducks.

Carmela

(to Tony) What's different between you and me is you're going to hell when you die.

Carmela

The Sopranos Quotes

(to Mahaffey) That's a shame. A medication comes along after your gambling gets your fucking hip busted to shit.

Big Pussy

Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Tony: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my face.