Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.
Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?
Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.
Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
