Round up all the dogs, poison them.

If you can't learn to please me, your future is not right.

(to Nicki) Groveling like a common indecent whore.

Alby: People are trying to turn us against each other. I am not the devil.
Dale: I know you're not.

Why does it have to be crazy?

I am not gay. Homosexuality is a sin. We were just fooling around.

My destiny has been fulfilled and God shall punish anyone who blocks my glory.

Don't pretend you are a friend of Juniper Creek - you are a Judas.

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.