Dude, it's like working with Forrest Gump.

Alex: You know you're nothing like your mother, right?
Meredith: You're nothing like your father.
Alex: You're good - so you would be good - you'd be a good mom.

Richard: If I wasn't happily married - I'd hit her, I'd hit her hard.
Alex: Sir, I think you wanted to say is - I'd hit that.
Bailey: I don't think you wanted to say that - at all.

You almost died like men.

I got a free 20 minutes. Wanna go not have feelings somewhere?

I like you and you're a great time in bed, but don't go tell your ex we're together so you can make him jealous.

I'll go. He's got serial killer eyes.

Meredith: They're married.
Alex: You're just saying that because you think you're married.

Yang got burns on her girl parts.

I want you to go and be happy and not come back.

I deserve someone that will stay.

Alex: I slept with someone.
Izzie: We'll get through it.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey