Alex Karev Quotes
Alex: you know you were an intern balling an attending once.
Meredith: You kiss my kids with that mouth?
Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.
Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.
I'm damaged goods or something.
I'm in love with an intern out there but I won't tell her.
Who would've thought Kepner would find someone as dorky as she is?
Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.
I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.
Hey, you seen super douche around?
Alex: You think this kid makes you look good.
Jackson: I always look good.
For the millionth time, Jo and I are not into each other.
That girl turned me into a suicide risk.