Alex: you know you were an intern balling an attending once.
Meredith: You kiss my kids with that mouth?

Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.

Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.

I'm damaged goods or something.

I'm in love with an intern out there but I won't tell her.

Who would've thought Kepner would find someone as dorky as she is?

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.

Hey, you seen super douche around?

Alex: You think this kid makes you look good.
Jackson: I always look good.

For the millionth time, Jo and I are not into each other.

That girl turned me into a suicide risk.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Arizona: Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?
Nathan: What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.
Arizona: No, no, no. It's just that Derek was--Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just...it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It...I spooked you. Don't be spooked.