Alexis: I can't leave you alone for five minutes.
Castle: Does this mean no hug?

The blind priest just ran away.

Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.

Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Alexis: Exactly.

Wow Dad, could your head get any bigger?

I don’t know who he is but I know what he is, a giant ass.

Castle: Did I tell you I got peppered sprayed today?
Alexis: You say that like it's a good thing.

Alexis: Halter tops were big in the '70s.
Castle: So were those peasant blouses. Why didn't you wear one of those?

Have you ever looked back on something you've done and it's like someone else is doing it?

I know these people. I care about them. It already hurts.

I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.

I don't want to let fear win.

Castle Quotes

You are nothing but a well dressed loan shark.


Take your hands off your tool, Marco!