The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSPopular Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Amy: After a careful evaluation of our relationship. We decided that the time was right to take a step forward.
Leonard: Okay.
Sheldon: Do you want to say it?
Amy: Let's say it together!
Sheldon and Amy: We're getting a turtle!
Penny: See, this is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice.
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: That was tricky because when it comes to alcohol she generally means business.
We won't know if there's equality until female Thor has a baby, and the avengers are cool with her pumping breast milk at work.
Amy: Is this how the rest of the night's gonna be?
Sheldon: I don't know the future.
Amy: Can you believe it's been five years since our first date?
Sheldon: I know. Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV Show?
Amy: That's what you're thinking about?
Amy: I wish you were here.
Sheldon: At a microbiology conference? What a mean thing to say!
Amy: Okay, I'm glad you're not here?
Sheldon: Aww, you always know just what to say, after I tell you what to say.
Sheldon: The only drug I need is the endorphins pumping through my brain in anticipation of our victory.
Amy: Well, technically, anticipation wouldn't be mediated by endorphins as much as dopamine but, y'know, you've been up all night so I'll give you that one.
Sheldon: How's it feel to be married to a Noble Prize winner?
Amy: You tell me.
Sheldon: Oh, Amy-centric! What a fun way to look at it.
Sheldon: You know, when you think about it, now that we're Nobel Prize winners, our names will be linked together forever.
Amy: We're married. Our names are already linked together forever.
Sheldon: Oh please! That's just a piece of paper. This is a piece of paper and a medal.
Amy: It's weird. I don't really feel different but I guess our lives will never be the same.
Sheldon: I don't know. We're going to work like always. I still put my pants on both legs at a time.
Amy: One day, that's going to end very badly.
Raj: You're allowed to get a haircut.
Amy: I know. But I should've done it gradually. Y'know, like, maybe three hundred tiny haircuts over a ten year period.
Leonard: Picked up your dresses?
Amy: Yup. The tailor had to take mine in and let Penny's out. Best day of my life.
Sheldon: What about the day you met me?
Amy: I stand by my statement.
