The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSAmy Farrah Fowler Quotes
Amy: I feel like I'm in high school again.
Bernadette: Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework, so she'll like us.
Amy: I know. It's finally working.
Amy: You have to be the weirdest couple I know.
Penny: Really? You can't think of anyone weirder?
Amy: I can, [whispers] but she's sitting right there.
Not to mention, your acting career is going south like Sherman. Read about it in your book.
Amy: I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
Sheldon: It was a compromise. I lost.
We could play real-life Operation.
You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.
Amy: Looks like something used by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook.
Penny: We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis.
Amy: It's so cute when she tries.
Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way. Not in the urinary tract infection way.
Raj: Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.
Amy: I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this.
Amy: Soon my upper lip will be the same fake blonde as my beautiful best friend.
Penny: Hey, this is my natural hair color - Now.
Oh my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress will be on Google Earth.
