Amy Juergens Quotes
He's not that clever; he's still my dad.
Our wedding was really fun, even though we didn't get married.
I like being married, pretend married.
Really, it's not that big of a deal.
Amy: Toxic shock? Do you even know what that is?
Ethan: Yeah it's when your whole system is poisoned with bad news.
I'm not calling or texting anyone. It's our day and it's going to be our night.
Today is just for us.
Are you claiming to be gay because dad's going back to his first wife?
Amy: So you're not even a little bit upset with me?
Ricky: Not unless you want me to be?
Ms. O'Malley: Remember what we were talking about earlier? Priorities?
Amy: I thought we were talking about my last summer in high school.
Have you learned nothing from me? You cannot have a baby and lead a normal life.
Being a mother is my thing. And not getting to be a teenager is my other thing.
