Hodgins: We have an hour before we have to let the sitter go. Have another glass.
Angela: You're right. We work hard at a revolting job. And it's really pretty up here.

Bones: There's something very odd here.
Angela: Yeah, but you're gonna have to be a little bit more specific than that for those of us who entire scenario odd.

Daisy: I could call in an anonymous tip like "I hear roaring at night."
Angela: I was thinking more along the lines of looking at satellite photos on the internet and seeing if any of the farms shout "tiger."
Camille: That is brilliant.

[to Sweets] It's like you never studied psychology at all.

Angela: I'm no coroner, but I'm saying the cause of death was humungous explosion.
Cam: The coroner concurs.

Angela: You're gonna need an alibi for this night.
Brennan: You're trying to help me.
Angela: Yeah, I know you wouldn't kill anybody.

I hate it when mom and mom fight.

You want me to use my position as his wife to manipulate him into compliance.

You just grew a human. Someone should be throwing you a parade!

Oh my God, terrorists are trying to corner the market on tapioca pudding and take over the United States.

Angela: Maybe we should just take a ride on a bumpy road...
Wendel: How's that any different from sex?

That's what you call a contract you rotten old bat! I call it a fireball of pain!

Bones Quotes

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Three cheers for incompetence and faulty equipment.

Hodgins

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones