Annie Edison Quotes
Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!
I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?
Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!
Annie: Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
Shirley: Then you might want to teach your mouth to say "we," "our," and "us."
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
This is the Jonestown of dinners.
Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.
Shirley: Now what are you doing?
Annie: He was suffering!
Shirley: Yeah from axe wounds!
Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!
Diffuse the IED of dishonesty.
