Do you want me to bite him?

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I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.

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You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

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April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!

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We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.

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I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.

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