April Ludgate Quotes
Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.
Gilles: All due respect Miss Ludgate, do you even know what you're doing here?
April: All due respect Mr. Hamster Penis, but no, I don't.
Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.
I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.
I hate him for this stupid reason.
I dig your groovy tunes man.
Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
To the better place world, Fred.
I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
